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Jeff: the moster of azulgray drops "Cloth cover of the Way"
me: Lol, is that a real monster?
Jeff: no. i made it up but it is in my imagination
4:35 PM I will have to ask you to stay out of the fray
and you better obey
me: Well, I think you should write to blizzard about it
4:39 PM Jeff: the monster of azulgray has been known to spray
a goo that can weigh
me: Lol, ew
4:40 PM Jeff: up to 1000lbs a day... gah, i messed it up
me: Like me!
Jeff: no
4:41 PM me: Oh right, I weigh 100000 lbs.
Jeff: you are the beautiful princess of the kingdom of Jay silly butt.
me: Jay? I don't like that place How about the kingdom of jeff-er-ay?
Jeff: ok. the Kingdom of mastimaspoley
4:42 PM me: That's a mouthful
Jeff:
4:45 PM Mastimaspoley resides in the land of jefferay
me: Capital city?
4:47 PM Jeff: Hmm. not sure of that one
4:48 PM me: Look it up
4:49 PM Jeff: Ahhh the capital is Lapostray
4:50 PM me: Oh. I don't live in the capital? I'm not capital-worthy? There's a prettier princess in lapostray?
Jeff: no. you live in the Castle
4:51 PM the castle is in the middle of Lapostray.
4:52 PM Lapostray is meerly a single city in the Kingdom of Mastimaspoly
me: I thought mastimaspoly was in jeff-er-ay?
4:54 PM Jeff: jefferay is the land like the continent
4:56 PM me: I'm all confused. I need a map

offline lovin' (gmail style)

Jeff:
I love you
I love you
I miss you
you are great
You are cute
amazing
perfect
beautiful
Lovely*
loving super amazing
4:21 PM
good kissing
good hugging
great loving
perfect amazing baby
soft with peach fuz
pretty hair
4:24 PM
Vibrant eyes
crazy beautiful lips
perfect nose
4:25 PM
smarter than the average bear
and the average boy
but thats not smart
so you are smart
and cute
and loveing
overall
4:26 PM
I love you a lot more than I could say
in one day
so hey
I have to be gay
that i am with you today
until i am grey
4:27 PM
and then i will lay
in a bed by the bay
and die in the month of may
with you to feed me hay
4:28 PM
but not before I slay
Jeff:
the monster of azulgray