lulz

Jeff: the moster of azulgray drops "Cloth cover of the Way"
me: Lol, is that a real monster?
Jeff: no. i made it up but it is in my imagination
4:35 PM I will have to ask you to stay out of the fray
and you better obey
me: Well, I think you should write to blizzard about it
4:39 PM Jeff: the monster of azulgray has been known to spray
a goo that can weigh
me: Lol, ew
4:40 PM Jeff: up to 1000lbs a day... gah, i messed it up
me: Like me!
Jeff: no
4:41 PM me: Oh right, I weigh 100000 lbs.
Jeff: you are the beautiful princess of the kingdom of Jay silly butt.
me: Jay? I don't like that place How about the kingdom of jeff-er-ay?
Jeff: ok. the Kingdom of mastimaspoley
4:42 PM me: That's a mouthful
Jeff:
4:45 PM Mastimaspoley resides in the land of jefferay
me: Capital city?
4:47 PM Jeff: Hmm. not sure of that one
4:48 PM me: Look it up
4:49 PM Jeff: Ahhh the capital is Lapostray
4:50 PM me: Oh. I don't live in the capital? I'm not capital-worthy? There's a prettier princess in lapostray?
Jeff: no. you live in the Castle
4:51 PM the castle is in the middle of Lapostray.
4:52 PM Lapostray is meerly a single city in the Kingdom of Mastimaspoly
me: I thought mastimaspoly was in jeff-er-ay?
4:54 PM Jeff: jefferay is the land like the continent
4:56 PM me: I'm all confused. I need a map