fine quality thumb tacks

thievery

You might not be able to tell just by looking at them, but these thumb tacks are good quality tacks. Very fine, indeed.

I spotted them one morning, coming off the elevator. Someone used them to hang up a notice about swine flu. I knew then and there that I had to have them.

Thus started the week long reconnaissance mission. I scouted the surrounding area daily, trying to pinpoint what the ideal hour of the day would be to nab them and replace them with a lower quality substitute.
Finally, I could wait no longer...
I grabbed them on 6/3/09 at approximately 1:15 pm. They are now in my possession and I've contemplated physical violence should anybody try & rat me out.

Victory is mine!